Dyneema Costs A Fortune T-Shirt
Dyneema Costs A Fortune T-Shirt
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Description
🏔️ The shirt that gets it
Whatever it says on the front, it says the same thing underneath: you're one of us.
This is your trailhead-to-tavern shirt — the one you pull on for the drive out, the post-hike burger, and the long couch-bound recovery in between.
Soft, heavyweight, broken-in from day one, and built to outlast the trend cycle.
As for the shirt itself:
🏔️ Gildan Softstyle® 64000 · unisex fit
🏔️ 100% ring-spun cotton — yes, cotton, the one fabric the ultralight crowd would never hike in. This shirt knows its place: anywhere that isn't mile 18.
🏔️ Soft, broken-in feel right out of the package
🏔️ Runs true to size
🏔️ Made, packaged & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
Trail apparel that gets it. For everyone happier with dirt on their boots.
Washing Instructions
How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:
- Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
- Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
- Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
- First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
- Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)
Drying Instructions:
- Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
- Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
- Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.
Additional Tips:
- Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
- Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
- If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.
Shipping & Returns
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.